An observation.

I'm a little surprised at (and a little tired of) the number of skinny little pale white girls sporting really bad white girl dreadlocks in Germany. What prompts this phenomenon? Is it the manifestation of marijuana and Rastafari culture through self-expression in a country that has relatively few black people to make white girls feel like dumbasses for having dreads?

Whatever the reason, dear white girls, you're not black. While I am all for self-expression and freedom of opinion... my opinion (and advice) is: Your hair does not dread well. Just give it up.